knifing

a couple lays flat on their backs in bed, while proceeding to touch each other

i caught my friend and his woman knifing one day

by DonJuanFranko July 20, 2022

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butterfly knife

a knife that has no use other than to impress people by risking their fingers

sick butterfly knife bro, can i try it? AAAAAAAAAA MY FINGERSSSS

by The Eyeball17 August 10, 2022

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Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.

“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”

by epicguy193 September 10, 2022

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Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022

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