Uterus Knife

A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.

“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”

by oocheeha December 15, 2021

knife jacked

Is when any type of warehouse worker which uses a box cutter set there box cutter down and it disappears.

Man ricky got knife jacked again that's the third time this week

by Grimreaper738 November 13, 2020

Magazine fed knife

Something every Gen z carried at work.

Extendable knife with disposable blades

Most common weapon under 35 aside from the pellet gun

I used my magazine fed knife last night. I swear I went threw 15 mags I opened 10,000 boxes.

by Cody5050 November 13, 2020

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

Pen knife

Dog shit. Used by old Londoners/Essex folk to describe a dogs mess.

(Half open a pen knife and lay it down and you’ll soon see the analogy).

“Watch that pen knife boy”

by Ed33 May 25, 2021

True Knife

The weapon chara (a character from the popular game undertale.) uses in battle.
Very shiny and red and very epik.
Very very epik
It is also called the real knife

The strongest weapon in the game is the true knife

by Sproutz May 31, 2021

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021