Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.
OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.
Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.
Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.
Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.
Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.
by Surf Diva December 19, 2017
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A KEVIN is more than a person. KEVIN is a state of mind for people who reject social expectations and say "No Way in Hecking Heck" when failure knocks on their door. The term KEVIN was coined when the KEVIN MOVEMENT went live on instagram and the world has never been the same. KEVIN's don't drink olive oil and aspire to be like Kevin the Sea Cucumber from Spongebob Squarepants.
Look at that amazing girl, she's so KEVIN
by @TheKevinMovement January 28, 2020
Get the Kevin mug.this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying
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by shitlas January 29, 2020
Get the Kevin mug.a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.
nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
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