Kevin

A major heartbreaker. A boy who thinks he's the best and can get all the girls. Not considerate of emotions and dumps people easily.

"Kevin broke up with her?" "Yeah, it obviously wasn't going to last considering what a douche he is."

by brobro12 April 18, 2018

Kevin

is a fag

Hey , do you know that Kevin kid?

Yea, I heard he's a fag

by Bob5678479 November 20, 2019

Kevin

the cutest person you will ever meet his eyes will make you fall in love with him.

Kevin is sweet

by Maggs8889 May 24, 2018

Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019

Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart

Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!

by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is usually a of an Asian background sometimes black and has a big dick because he tends to be one. He also loves to complain 24/7. A kevin also likes to disrespect women.

Person: hey do you know that Kevin kid?
Person 2: yeah I head he was sus.
Girl: yeah he ate my dick out last night.
Person 3: I guess you are what you eat?

by Christalmethany January 26, 2019

kevinize

to fuck with someone you shouldn't: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well Already, etc

"Did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?"

"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"

"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"

"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"

by Smergy Borfendorf November 13, 2013