Kevin 

To act like a nonce

Stop being a Kevin...

(stop acting like a nonce)

Kevin by SCRees September 6, 2019

Kevin 

Kevin is a heart breaker. He broke my heart. I loved him more than anything in the world. He is fake and changes depending on who he is around. He is so hard to resist. He’s funnier than anyone you’ll meet. He can be the sweetest person or the biggest asshole. he’s got eyes that will brighten up your whole life, and has a presence that you crave when he’s gone. He is a GIANT hoe and not loyal at all, but you love him so much, you’ll stay with him. Biggest fuckboy on earth, and he also tries too damn hard. Overall, he’s great but he’s intolerable as fuck.

fuck kevin

Kevin by breebabbyy16 September 7, 2019

Kevin 

Kevin is the most amazing, kindest person on the big green, polluted Earth you will ever meet. He is smart, sexy, and just an all-out BOSS at everything. He's sweet, but has a few dark sides that may sometimes scare you, but you will love him no matter what. Everyone needs a Kevin in his/her life.

~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~

~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...

TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!

~GracieChan

Kevin is my Boyf.

Kevin by GracieChanYeet666 September 27, 2019

Kevin 

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

Kevin by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019

Kevin 

Kevin in Latin "ke and Vin" means someone who is really ignorant and cocky. Someone who never listens to anybody even if he knows he is wrong. He will never admit defeat. He may be smart in books but out side He got a brain of a guinea pig.

Omg he is such a kevin, I can't believe how much of a idiot he is.

Kevin by Jelina jackie October 12, 2019

Kevin 

Louis Tomlinson’s best friend. Kevin is a pigeon.

“Hey look at that pigeon.”

“KEVIN!!”

Kevin by ihavejellybeansupmyassrightnow October 13, 2019

Kevin 

Gay

Kevin is Gay and his mom is a whore

Kevin by Kevinsmomisawhore October 15, 2019