jizzam

A song so good that you jizz immediately after hearing it.

That song was such a jizzam I don't even care that my pants are ruined!

by JoeyParty August 19, 2014

Jizz Jockey

The one pair of underpants you always wear when going to your girlfriend or when you're anticipating sex. This pair cannot be washes nor ever seen by your mother

Peter: "Why are you grounded?"
Brad: "My mom found my jizz jockey"

Girlfriend: "What smells so bad?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry I forgot to wash my jizz jockey"

by RhinoIV November 10, 2014

Na'vi Jizz

A tropical coktail so named because of it's cloudy, light blue color. Consists of:
1 oz. Dry Gin
2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue curacao
1/2 cup Pina Colada mix
Ice
Pineapple Wedge/Maraschino Cherry, to serve

Shake gin, vodka, blue curacoa and pina colada together with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a well-chilled cocktail glass and serve decorated with maraschino cherry or pineapple wedge.

"What's that you're drinkin' there?"
"Na'vi Jizz."
"Looks like it..."

by randehay May 10, 2010

Minotaurian Flaming Jizz

When a minotaur wizard becomes excited in an encounter, and unleashes a load of cum with fire like properties. Nothing can survive it.

After the Spider Necromancer delivered a crushing blow to the company's Cleric, Big Trev avenged the injury by unleashing his Minotaurian Flaming Jizz.

by Dazelda October 13, 2011

Weak-Jizz

A lameness that is only hinted at when one displays a lack of smoothness/thinking/tact.

Ex 1 Brian: Ah shit i forgot my wallet.
Aaron: Weak-jizz bro
Ex 2 Joseph: Man, that new Jessica Simpson song is off the chain.
HArry: That's weak-jizz Joe.
Ex 3 Tavo: I'm gettin back with my girl.
Brad: That my friend, is weak-jizz

by Brad, Griff, Tavo, John, Puccetti September 1, 2005

jizz

Jizz (n)(v): The fluid that is released through the penis during orgasm. Semen is made up of fluid and of sperm. The fluid comes from the prostate, seminal vesicle and other sex glands. The sperm are manufactured in the testicles. The seminal fluid helps transport the sperm during orgasm. Seminal fluid contains sugar as an energy source for sperm.

The word "semen" was borrowed directly from the Latin word for "seed or germ."

-(n)'hey bethy! JIZZ ON YOUR FACE'
-(v) I want to jizz all over your face bethy.

by jizzalloveryourface March 29, 2009

jizz

a funny word that means ejaculating, and it is very funny if u say it in a deep voice

im going to jizz on your face

by The Jizz King September 7, 2008