The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.

She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!

by Foodboi May 5, 2023

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sophia jade

sexy hot girl. married to taylor swift. loves deez nutz and ur mom.

person 1- what’s sophia jade doing tonight? i want to hang out with that baddie so bad 😍😍😍🙌
person 2- probably sucking dee’s nuts… he has the best nuts in town
person 1- man i wish i was dee.

by taylorswiftlover1989 November 21, 2021

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Jade Nairi

A girl who is very caring and kind towards others, and is always the mum of the group yet on the weekends knows how to party !

Girl : I didn’t realise how much of a Jade Nairi Georgia is ! She looks after everyone and gives the best advice !

Girl 2: Yes that’s so true! I need a Jade Nairi in my life!

by Brookiecookie69 April 27, 2020

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Tequila Jade

A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.

Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.

by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020

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Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )

“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”

by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022

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