Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

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lady greg

The most beautiful Lady and the high priestess of the church of Greg

Lady Greg blessed my Greg

by Unknown bone March 25, 2023

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Greg Hines

The best teacher of all time, puts up with the dumb kids that think they're too cool to follow the rules. Lets you on your phone if you're done with all of your work.

Bro! Mr Coward was being a Greg Hines today!

by Bantsy October 3, 2019

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Snake

Greg's a snake

by leah headass May 9, 2018

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Greg Louganis

When toilet paper is laid across the top of the toilet water stopping the water from splashing back up and onto your butt after you poop.

I am going to head to the bathroom and drop a Greg Louganis.

by BillyBoozeBag88 May 25, 2018

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Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months

Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg

by Greggie85 July 22, 2021

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