Ironing the flaps

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.

Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.

by Rylund Guy August 7, 2020

ironic gangster

A person who is very ironic to the point they become the ironic gangster of legend.

Are you the ironic gangster of legend?

by DAVEODD January 15, 2023

Rotating Iron

A nickname for traditional electromechanical hard drives using spinning platters and read/write heads.

Are you using rotating iron? Solid state is the future, man.

by usaf2222 January 4, 2019

Iron FUPA

A mix of a woman's pubic hair when it is so massive, it prevents anyone getting inside her, with a abnormally large pubic area where fatty waste is stored.

I can't believe you tried to do "Alexandria the Iron Curtain"

After working out for months Breean lost her Iron FUPA

by Axiomcj April 10, 2011

iron brain

someone who's brain is compromised entirely of iron; someone who is incredibly stupid

Jack: I saw him dive into the waters which were infested with crocodiles.
Ariana: He has an iron brain

by InaudibleJet July 31, 2021

yellow iron

Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.

We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.

by Claymax2 July 27, 2017

Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022