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human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.
Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'
by urbanhobolube June 25, 2016
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human sauce

A cannibal's delicacy.
Uh, I'll take the Broccoli in Human sauce
by Tg the 👍🏽 December 14, 2016
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Humancentipeded

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw humancentipeded is used to describe when two or more things has been combined with little thought or effort rather obviously
...Because it is the game console that seems content to largely remain a game console, as opposed to a subpar gaming PC, multimedia platform, and live streaming device humancentipeded together in a hollowed out VCR
by Luckless December 21, 2016
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Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up
Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.
by carsforkids February 16, 2017
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Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.
by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017
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Human Oreo

When you take a white guy, and put a strap on penis on his ass. Then he stands between two black guys and has anal sex with both of them at the same time.
"Yesterday me two guys I met on Grindr had a great Human Oreo."
by Jack Jackson Jackington June 6, 2018
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Human Tumbleweed

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.
John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018
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