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Heiferheaded

An obstinate, aggressive, unyielding, unthinking female. The female version of a bullheaded man.
She was so heiferheaded I couldn't reason with her.
by Velvet Tongue December 20, 2025
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Heifer-headed

A person with an aggressive and unyielding approach to discussing issues, but with a feminine flair and lacking the pointiness of horns. Differs from bull-headed in that the person's confrontational energy, while still weighty and ominous, feels softer and warmer, like you might be given a glass of warm milk after being brow-beaten in an argument.
While her husband was bull-headed, she was heifer-headed. The couple's arguments were like two cows standing their ground, face to face, unyielding. While the husband grunted aggressively, the wife mooed annoyingly, wore down the husband, and offered him a glass a warm milk if he would give up and roll over.
by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025
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Heidemanns Paradoks

A situation in which a policy or intervention that is morally sound and logically justified in theory produces the opposite outcome in practice, due to ignored behavioral responses, incentive structures, or system dynamics.
Raising taxes on high-income individuals to increase public revenue, only to see capital and talent relocate, resulting in a smaller tax base and lower overall revenue. That’s a Heidemanns Paradoks
by BigShaggerboy123 December 23, 2025
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de-header

so your gettin head from some bitch and you rip off her head with ur cock.
my god, eliot jones gave his own dad the de-header. That's hella nuts
by d bag shit kabob April 21, 2005
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Wang-Heiserred

to be viciously smashed into the cranium with a brick, cinder block or any rectangular stone objects due to failure to complete illegal drug transaction and/or to attempt and fail to rip off a drug dealer using Macdonald's coupons.
"Oh shit yo, did you here? Chandler got his ass Wang-Heiserred last night."
by Cock McBalls July 20, 2008
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dyslex-heimers

A cross between alzheimers & dyslexia, where the little that you remember is all mixed up.
I have been aflected with Dyslex-heimers since I entered the business world.
by H Kopciak August 26, 2008
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floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees
That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard
by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009
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