Halo 3

A shitty game made by Bungie and Macrosoft, it, like it's predecessor, is still raped the shit out of by Half life 2 both graphically and gameplay wise, not to mention it is way inferior to HL2 in physics. While Halo 3 is obviously a mediocre game, teenagers and faggots who claim "BUT A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD DON'T FEEL LIKE A REAL GUN" and will never hope to play a decent game seem to spooge over it consistently.

Yes, I know this comparison is flawed in that Half Life 2 doesn't have multiplayer, but what about CS:S and Team Fortress 2? Basically, if you had to choose between Halo 3 or The Orange Box, I hope to god you chose the latter, for the sake of your soul.

Faggot: Hey man, want to go play Halo 3 over at my house?

Reasonable middle class male: Nah, I'm going to go enjoy a 4 year old game called half life 2, and follow that up with great episodic content and my choice out of hundreds of mods.

Faggot: But it doesn't have multiplayer!! D:

Reasonable middle class male: Oh, I'm sorry, I got Team Fortress 2 along with Half Life and 3 other games for cheaper than Halo 3. You should look into it.

by Devinmsz January 9, 2009

halo ownage

A term used to define a period of time in which one person or one team straight up owns everyone else in Halo or Halo 2. It can be used for single player purposes, when one dominates an entire field of enemy covenant and/or flood, but it is most commanly used during multiplayer.

Damn dude we just shut them out 50 kills to none, we were unstoppable.
Yeah that was some mad halo ownage right there.

by EVH March 11, 2005

HÄLITZER

In-your-face psychedelic blues rock band from Towson, MD. Songs include those such as Mango Man, Chestnut Oak Blues, Sleepin' Donny, Euphoria, Dominion, and many more. They are known for their extremely high volumes, and use of feedback on both guitar & bass. Their guitarist also has long flaming red hair, and their bassist/singer usually wears a fringe jacket.

Damn nukka, I went deaf after that HÄLITZER concert. It was amazing, though!

by HÄLITZER Groupie May 22, 2006

halo wars

a soon to be released RTS based in the HALO universe. HALO WARS is being designed by Ensembe Studios for the XBox 360.

Now I can get pwned in HALO WARS instead of getting team killed by fucktards.

by Dirty Vi September 21, 2008

Halo 2

Halo 2 is one of the most overated games ever. The way microsoft was talking about this game meade it seem good, but when you play, it isn't muck improvement ove the first halo. I think they could of dne way better,and that this game is OVERATED. :P

Halo 2 is OVERATED. Don't buy it

by HACKumirot November 17, 2004

halo

It may not be the best game of all time, (I think a certain few RPG's are eligible for that title) But It's definately one of the better FPS

Half-life was good, but I like halo a little better

by OMGH4XX0|21-/_0|2 March 11, 2004

Halo

The most overhyped game of all time, yet is one the most popular game ever. If there was no Halo, perhaps the world would be a better place. With a bad, short storyline, some bad graphics at times, and some very bad glitches, I'm not sure why the hell it could be so popular. Everyone one knows The're are three types of nerds: Halo Nerds, Computer Nerds, and Dungeons and Dragons nerds, and halo nerds are the worst. The game is fun, that dosn't mean it can be a religion

Nerd: Let's play Halo!!!
Normal person: Dude... You've been playing Halo all day today...
Nerd: I've also gained 10 pounds, what else is new?

by The True Spikes July 27, 2005