Guinnessy

Someone who is tipsy after having too many Guinness

Ryad was guinnessy again after Seb had 6 Guinness with him

by RyryAndSeb April 24, 2021

Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

Guinness fart

A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart

I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold

by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023

Guinness

Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.

Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Guinness

A potentially extinct term which roughly translates as 'copycat'. Origin and etymology is uncertain, but late UK Gen X-ers may remember the castigating call of 'Guinness!' in school classrooms when one pupil copied the idea, work, or joke of another.

"Tommy's such a Guinness - I saw his homework and he's copied all of my ideas! I'm gonna to tell on him."

by Neotropos October 9, 2023

Guinnarse

The digestive disruption suffered after a night of drinking Guinness. Symptoms can include excessive flatulence, wet farts, tarry stools and explosive diarrhoea.

"I had eight pints of Guinness last night and I'm suffering with a serious case of guinnarse this morning."

by Geat January 28, 2024

GuinnessDweeb

A rare and exalted individual who obsessively catalogs Guinness World Records while simultaneously exhibiting dweeb-like behavior, such as correcting people on obscure facts or bringing their own stopwatch to parties.

Legally Binding Scramble Clause:
By the authority of this definition, any individual invoking “guinnessdweeb” in a competitive game of Scramble (or its legally distinct cousin, Scrabble) shall be entitled to triple word score, provided they can spell it without hesitation and cite at least one world record involving a vegetable.

Certified in the Courts of Wordplay and sanctioned by the International League of Lexical Legitimacy.

Wow Jade was so drunk on Saint Patrick's Day. What a GuinnessDweeb

by TuckerWitz69 March 27, 2025