goobley joobely

maggot infested colostemy hole.

You dirty goobley joobely.

by firstlastlaugh December 5, 2010

gooblaxing

to wolf down some amazing goober sandwiches while chilling with friends and family, especially cousins.

Me and my awesome cousing Ryan were gooblaxing down in Florida while on our freshman year spring break.

by schwanny December 5, 2012

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

goobber gobbler

a gay male - a chick that gives a lot of head,speaking of" head " i should hit the sticky before I put this word in a sentence.

while blazing with my bro Double D,he informed me his x-boss was a goobber gobbler like my sister

by Donkey Barn's April 14, 2017

Goobled

When you kill someone as Zac in league of legends

Zac goobled Pantheon with his bullshit damage.

by Jeffymcfatguy June 23, 2017

goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

goober gazing

The act of someone watching another man's penis

That pervert sure was goober gazing us taking a piss.

by CayoYGuera July 3, 2017