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green speedball

A large joint and a Limeade Mountain Dew® Kickstart
Start your day with a green speedball for a productive burst of energy.

The green speedball is the productive stoner's answer to hating coffee.

Built for people with a relatively tame substance-abuse pattern, the green speedball will nevertheless test it.
by Auloi November 29, 2016
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Green Apple Satanists

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
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green de la grèen

Green de la grèen is a play on words of creme dear la crème meaning the best of the best. It is used when somebody has got top of the market weed.
"bro I swear I don't even get high anymore" "your about to mate, believe me this is the green de la grèen"
by Alezis January 6, 2018
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green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).
I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today
by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018
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green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.
Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
by l33tLIES August 20, 2018
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green spleen

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe
that was a definite green spleen
by okkretardd November 16, 2018
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Green tea Santa Claus

A white-ass Boyfriend That has a girlfriend that forces him to be vegan
by Keona McCnugget March 8, 2019
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