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gass

Gass means bad or crappy, generally used to refer to "Magic the Gathering" decks. The only guy who actually uses this word is a short, overweight male named "Chet" who never showers and spends all day and night spamming various messageboards. He is IP banned from five of said sites. He usually goes on as Raymoooond.
From Bertman:

Your deck is gass, James. Evan worse if how playordraw would insult the intelligence of its readers and post this pile. But then again, considering this is playordraw, my expectations shouln't be very high to start with.

Im not going to go into all the details since you are a nobody james, and this article is rather trivial. However, your playtesting is subpar. You might as well be playtesting against precons. Freshmaker? WTF? Big red? Horrible. What about U W or bidding? Oh right..judging by your decklist the result for those matchups are implied..scoop...lol


I suggest you PM a mod James to delete your account and all traces of your existance from the MTG community so none has to endure the agony I just endured.
by Downvoting Victim February 16, 2005
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Gassed Up

To be on steroids when they kick in. I'm all gassed up on testosterone and other roids. I'm so gassed up the test has me so horny I'll bang anything.
I'm all gassed up and growing like a mofo
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Synyster Gates

The guitarist for the band Avenged Sevenfold.

He thinks that he looks cool in his hat - he doesn't.

He thinks he is good at guitar because he is fast - he's not really that great.

He thinks it's cool to knock of the legendary LYNYRD SKYNYRD for his name! - NOT COOL!
Poser #1: Hey check out this Synyster Gates guitar solo! Sick man!
Cool dude: dude my 1-year old sister learned how to play that yesterday

Poser #2: Syn is the best guitarist ever!
Person who has a brain: No, Eddie Van Halen is.
Poser #2: *craps pants upon hearing Eruption*
PWHAB: Exactly
by RealRocker March 17, 2009
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Gassy

That drink you have there is gassy.
by Chuckchar May 2, 2022
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d-gateser

banging a girl raw dawg style in the trunk of a car, also know as a mexican rollercoaster
dude i just had a d-gateser with ashely in the school parking lot
by jimmirew March 5, 2008
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gatts

Anyone in general that gets off from BDSM or sadistic porn.
The Gatts watched his favorite BDSM video with his friends.
by Canned Duck December 30, 2003
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gassed

When you're so cunted/deck chaired you might as well call yourself Tucci @ Choongas
Downed so much happy water last night with Mao-bae, I'm so gassed. Big fish, little fish, cardboard box all night fosho.
by Muhammed Jewson December 11, 2016
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