fuckling

an annoying worthless fuck who can't do the shit he claims he/she can

Shut the fuck up, you fuckling

by drfreeze December 11, 2006

An Inanimate Fucking Object

The person or thing you take out your frustrations from a separate event on.

Chris: FUCK YOU YOU CHEATING BITCH! *Throws phone*

Kevin: Chris! It's a inanimate fucking object.

Chris: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!

by MonkeyDGoofy September 19, 2011

fucking the horse

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.

Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.

by Christina S October 29, 2007

Deer Fucking

The act of sneaking up to a house full of Christmas decorations and placing two of the deer decorations in a potion in which makes them appear to be having intercouse with each other then running away before the owners come out of their houses

Nathan texted his friend Bryce and said hey man want to sneak out and go deer fucking tonight?

by nateyboy37 April 3, 2018

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

Fucking Whore

A dick-sucking prostitute, usually named Katie, who takes it up the ass and will fuck any guy who shows her an ounce of affection, then will act like its your fault when she's treated like a bitch.

Her Today: "Yeah, Cum in my ass. Ohhhhh. Your sooo hot!"
Her Tomorrow: "Your a fucking douche, leave me alone!"
You Today: "What a Fucking Whore"
You Tomorrow: "What a Fucking Whore"

by SuckmydickKate February 20, 2010

fuckening

When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.

Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"

by Watcher of Your Highness May 9, 2011