Facebook Bravery

When someone who is generally disliked by most people, and who is usually physically small or weak, and is not respected by most people in real life, talks trash or attempts to assert his or her authority on Facebook.

Karl: Hey know that kid Josh Witt?
Patrick: Ya, what about him?
Karl: Hes definitley got facebook bravery.

Patrick: Definitley, last night he told me to go fuck myself, but when I saw him today he was all like Hey hows it going?" .

by BeastMode1996 November 29, 2011

Facebook Puppet

One who blindly follows current media trends without an individualized opinion.

Making up roughly 90 percent of the Facebook user-base, this breed is the most common among social media.

Most commonly found occupying public middle and high schools throughout the middle and upper class regions of the United States.

Individual 1: Dude, look at all those Douche-bags wearing they're hats improperly, with they're pants below they're wastes, while listening to rap music with they're iPads, while using Macbook Pro's.

Individual 2: Yeah, what a bunch of Facebook Puppets.

Individual 1: Pfft.

by TheRealBoy July 1, 2012

Facebook

A unimatrix whereby weak minds can gather to form opinions and solve world problems via a keyboard, mouse and ALL CAPS.

A place a social non-interaction for socially awkward simple-minded people.

A space where a self-centered persons dream come true - for all to see.

I Facebooked you as my friend so now I never need to speak with you...Ill just type.

by IGotOne October 14, 2015

Facebook sitting

(V.) The act of a female receiving oral sex and proceeding to check her Facebook due to lack of anything better to do.

(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else

1. Jenny: So how was James last night, I saw you two disappear after a few drinks
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.

2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.

by TjBj January 8, 2016

Facebook scientist

A person who gets all their news and information from Facebook. This person usually thinks he or she has a broad knowledge about things like global warming, conspiracy theories, illnesses etc. simply because they read about it on Facebook.

Karen gets all her information about COVID-19 and global warming from Facebook. She is a Facebook scientist.

by NibbaDibba August 8, 2020

Faboush

Adjective.
-Excellent
-Fabulous

-Great
-Yes

To agree to something with excitement and enthusiasm.

A made up word invented by Shirin Pulitano of North Melbourne. Better than fabulous. And a great way to agree to a statement or request.

“See you at 8pm tonight.”
Faboush!

“I’ve arranged catering for the boat.”
Faboush.

“We are inviting you over for dinner.”
Faboush!

by Julesmafra March 13, 2021

The 10 Personas of Facebook

The 10 Personas of Facebook refers to the 10 most common types of user personalities found on the social network:

1. The Activist
2. The Trivialite
3. The Publicist
4. The Lurker
5. The Elder
6. The Socialite
7. The Comedian
8. The Gamer
9. The Philosopher
10. The Enthusiast

Hollywood stars are just like The 10 Personas of Facebook. You have lurkers, activists, and socialites working together all in one place.

by Bizemom November 27, 2010