2 definitions by TjBj

Ass to pussy ratio. The ratio at which a female will have anal sex versus vaginal.
Guy I: A man whats Kim's APR as of last night?

Guy II: 3 to 1. I think she's starting to like it more and more.

ExampleII:

Girl I: Shit, my APR went up last night. Its now 2:1

Girl II: Damn, I didn't know you were that kind of freak.
by TjBj August 9, 2010
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(V.) The act of a female receiving oral sex and proceeding to check her Facebook due to lack of anything better to do.

(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
1. Jenny: So how was James last night, I saw you two disappear after a few drinks
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.

2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
by TjBj November 6, 2015
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