The classic image of a great friend. Funny and nice and cool and just all around around awesome. Has great tastes in television shows, makes a mean dinner, and is deathly afraid of his pet rabbit. Also known by Eddie and Ed, among other things.
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Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Edward James Olive-most Burger, it comes with olives!"
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Lexi: Yeah we totally had an Edward Cullen moment.
Amanda: Well what happened?
Lexi: He stared into my soul.
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Amanda: Well what happened?
Lexi: He stared into my soul.
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No zombies invading Edwardsburg, BIITCH! - Words spoken during the invasion of the zombies by one of the heroes
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