dylan

Dylan is probably the gayest straight personne you'll meet. He claims he's straight and he acts very white but his snapchat pictures with dicks in his mouth convince us other wise. Dylan is NOT a good personé deep inside. Infact he is a terrible personé. Dylan is gay and theirs not denying it . He's also going through a phase. Phase where everything turns him on, including trees, twenty four seven.
He is soooo Dylan ( he is soooo gay )
by Katietp3 February 09, 2017
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And especially Unique individualWith a good sense of style and a great sense of humor also very gorgeous smart and in genius musically gifted it has lots of different secret talents that you wouldn’t know unless you’ve got to no one so if you find one of these don’t let them slip through your fingers as they are very rare to come by
Dylan is cool to the insiders
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they call him BIG D for a reason. he has a kraken cock and can destroy a pussy in less than 0.000001 seconds.
Girl: Fuck me like a Dylan would
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*

Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.

Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.
by Solbae February 05, 2017
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A gay kid addicted to fortnight who is bad at all call of duty games and is a try hard who has a small penis
man have you seen him he is such a dylan
by Club_Flashy March 05, 2019
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a dumb ass kid with and increadibly small dick he is an ugly mutherfucker and when girls see him the scream and run and a fat ass
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its dylan
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a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by Stuart Phelps July 25, 2008
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a guy who has a girlfriend and then flirts with you. you've had a crush on him for almost 6 years and he flirts with you . you are sooooooo happy. you tell your best friend and shes ecstatic for you. he also says hes gonna ask you out next year once he breaks up with his girlfriend. days later your friend tells you he was just playing you. its been like 5 months you still have a crush on dylan. basically dylan is a guy you cant get over and he drives you crazy.
girl: he broke my heart!!!
other: oooo sounds like a dylan
by itsalwaystoogoodtobetrue May 08, 2011
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