womb deal

A deal so raw it hasn't even been born yet.

"I got such a womb deal today with my assignments! It sucks!"

by Finseed April 1, 2020

Derg deal

The act of selling a dragon plushie or other dragon paraphernalia in a shady manner that closely resembles a drug deal, such as out of the back of your car in a parking lot at night.

No, officer, nothing bad going on here at all. I just like dragon plushies, that's all. This is just a derg deal.

by Vinderex February 19, 2022

Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.

We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.

by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022

Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?

by The Hylander July 20, 2018

deal big

You say that instead of “big deal” - or when you wanna urge someone to take a risk(s).

Homie 1: omg, I forgot my phone at home !
Homie 2: deal big; we ain’t going back to get it…

by crunk_bae24 November 22, 2021

sweet deal

Two words that a nice teacher named Mark says. They mean something that is poggers/something good that happens to you.

I just got a new car. That's a sweet deal

by plantz June 18, 2021

Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024