1)
Person A: "Damn, I used be such a crush slut."
Person B: "Really?"
Person A: "Yeah, at one point I had 9 crushes at once."
Person B:
Person B: "WTF."
2)
Person A: "As Hozier says, I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
Person B: "So in other words, you're a crush slut."
Person A: "Yep."