Crunckle

Simmilar to words like skrunkly, scrimblo,etc., gender netrual term. Used for fictional characters.

1; Used to describe a middle aged men with 3 divorces whom you find silly, cute, or basically skrunkly.

2; Used to describe a non human skrunkly or scrimblo. Typically almost eldritch like, an object head or almost weirdcore. Can however just be used to describe a non human character.

1
Person A; character my skrunkly. My crucnkle. Old divorced fella.

2
Person A; my skrunkly my silly skrunkly
Person B; how the actual FUCK is that a skrunkly??
Person A; crunckle. My crunckle.

by Mythophobic October 29, 2022

crunchy dream

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.

Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"

by PhatPig January 30, 2023

nudy crunch

gettin' some; the act of having sex ;)

Jaquita: OKAY MOM! Gettin' summa dat nudy crunch!!

Mom: What? I ain't got no cereal!

by ShidaBoo & Reeka February 11, 2009

credit crunch tea

Ususally used in an office environment, this term describes when there are not many teabags left so it is prudent to use 1 teabag for an entire round of teas to make the remaining bags last as long as possible. So named due to the reluctance to shell out for a new pack of tea due to the global credit crunch.

Paul: Justin are you making the teas then?
Justin: Sure... Only 3 bags left so is everyone up for a credit crunch tea?
Paul: Yeah go on then.

by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009

Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.

Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo

by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009

cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.

"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"

by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013

water crunches

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.

Water crunches are tasty!

by varunvora December 1, 2016