Ceebs

When you just "Can't be arsed" to say "CBA", you use the shortened version, "ceebs"

-Do you wanna go to the park today Jeff?
-Ceebs.

by Roborohan May 30, 2016

Ceebs

Ceebs, cba or cbf, and couldn't be arsed/assed or couldn't be fucked, means to be lazy, only in an informal manner.

Person 1: "Bro, can you make me some coffee? I made it for you last time."
Person 2: "Ehh, ceebs."

by Blazingtactic July 10, 2016

crabstain

Abstaining from sexual intercourse after seeing a creepy crawly wend its way through the pubic hair of a potential partner

Jeff saw something crawling in Mary's bush, so he crabstained

by Morriebunned May 26, 2017

Crease Grease

Sweat that seeps between fat rolls.

I got a bunch of crease grease after walking to my kitchen.

by Pinkmin June 26, 2017

Crease pube

Pubes in between your thigh and sack.

My crease pubes itch.

by Brassballsfunkeymonkey August 9, 2017

Crabshelter

A crab infested hole

At my lowest moment i stored my meat in a crabshelter and my meats never been the same

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017

Crabs

When you fuck a girl so hard, she ends up walking like a crab the next morning.

Girl 1: He fked me so hard, I got crabs this morning!

by JackIsNotInTheBox October 21, 2017