Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.
You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.
by Pipsnob December 06, 2020
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Cranking

Not that thing that Maria said it was.
You can’t trust Urban Dictionary, Maria, cranking doesn’t mean that!
by Pipsnob December 06, 2020
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crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.
'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'
by twilyth June 28, 2009
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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011
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crank on him

when you crank 90s on some shitter on fortnite
he's so bad i cranked on him so hard
crank on him
by Garbage kid February 22, 2021
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Crank pipe

A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.
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Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.
Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.
by Setariii January 17, 2011
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