cooter

1. A woman's genitals.

2. A freshwater turtle, common in southeast and some eastern states; is actually edible.
Mascot to Cooter Festivals in Inverness, FL and Allendale, SC

3. A small town in southeastern Missouri

1. "I got with some girl last night, and her cooter stank!"

2. "Who won the cooter races this year?"
"I don't know, ask Sunny the Cooter!"

3. "Let's go to Cooter, Missouri"
"No"

by Jamie! November 28, 2007

coota

good weed

id spin that shit. its coota

by goodwin 1 August 4, 2009

cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.

Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.

by M and M January 13, 2008

cooter

vagina

COOTER

Best time to locate it is between 8:00 p.m.- 12:a.m.

drowned in choclate syrup and smoothered in whip cream

by UNDEFINED_72 October 15, 2009

cooted

Cooted is another way of saying, "I'm fucking tired." Typically, one would feel cooted after a night of drinking or blazin' with some buddies. Cooted is a strong term in the sense that one can only be cooted when he/she is on the verge of passing out.

Bro, I was so cooted last night after I smashed that broad.

by DKFresh July 3, 2010

crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

cooter biscuit

The residue left inside a woman's underwear after vaginal fluid has dried on them.

I couldn't wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.

by JohnnyKnoxvilleJackAss March 16, 2011