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Going Commando

Young children usually go commando after urinating themselves.
by Zerostar December 22, 2002
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commercial rap

Rap that is played at school dances, in the club, and is liked by white preps that think they are soo hood. Used for grinding and all that shit. Played during halftime at a boys basketball game.
Commercial rap: 50 Cent, Soulja Boy, Baby Bash, etc.
Real rap: Snoop Dogg, Method Man, Redman, Run DMC, Will Smith, Notorious B.I.G , etc.
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Commando

An absolutely hilarious action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a ramboesque hero.
In this movie, Arnie is quite proficient in handling firearms, as indicated by his ability to fire an m60 in one arm, and his ability to fire two assault rifles in both arms with seemingly perfect accuracy. Its should be noted that Arnold also has the infinate ammo as well. Take consideration that grenades are especially noteworthy, as they seem to explode on impact, and take about 3-6 guys out with them each time.

Another noteworthy task is that Arnold takes out the entire Cuban army, without even so much as a scratch, well you know the kind of scratch that doesnt need a bandaid. At the end of this movie, he breaks a 6 foot pole off of a wall that just happend to be there, and he launched the aforementioned pole across 200 feet and nailed a guy in the chest with it, killing him instantly.

This is a movie for nights when you need a good action movie, accept no substitutes. Except rambo
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
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Comment Reader

1. A person who goes around his/her friend's myspace and reads that person's comments.

2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.
Jimmy: Hey Suzie, I see you invited Jake to the concert but not me!

Suzie: How did you know?

Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace

Suzie: You Comment reader!!!

Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!
by D-Ron Kelso August 15, 2006
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commentraitor

Noun

A broadcaster who uses the airwaves (usually Fox News Network or AM radio), or blogger who uses the internet, to spread anti-government disinformation.

Favorite targets are our "foreign-born Islamic halfrican-american" President, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Senators Reid and Boxer, and most democrat (sic, not "Democratic") officials. 'Activist' judges are also targeted -- the laws should remain as written in 1776.

Some commentraitors even urge '2nd Amendment' solutions. Others are content to use their white-supremicist-neochristian-xenophobic rhetoric to incite their ditto-heads to throw out all incumbents, or to act-out at public hearings, or to march around in camo gear with firearms and threatening expressions.

While most of their listeners are willig, echoing rather than forming 'opinions', commentraiters are more often shrewd broadcasters unrestrained by any need/desire to be 'truthy' (thx Stephen Colbert). A commentraitors object is not to inform, but to reap financial benefits by selling to their sheeple whatever the bleating (m)asses are easily convinced to want.
Current commentraitors Rush Limppaw, Shmen Dreck, Oh Riley, and Ann Poltergeist make me afraid, VERY afraid. I don't believe ANYthing they say, but a seemingly growing number of listeners believes EVERYthing they say, without thought or doubt. And those listeners are armed!
by Kriticalthinker July 6, 2010
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over commercialized fuck

a person who's entire life is influenced by the capitalist media. Always on top of fads and trends. These people usually look down upon others of underground cultures and independent thinking, labeling them as uncool. Total assholes.
Over commercialized fucks listen to Dave Matthews Band and Coldplay, watch a lot of reality TV and MTV, wear Aeropastle and American Eagle, shop at IKEA.
by christw October 19, 2006
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Mac commercial

A commercial that can be seen on TV on almost any channel.
Mac commercials always consist of these three elements:
1. Bashing the PC.
2. Talks about what the PC has.
3. Lists NOTHING that is fact about the Mac.

In reality, Mac commercials work on trying to make people think they are better then a PC computer by showing all the Mac faults. Some say Mac tells some things about itself but there is no commercial in existence that says anything about Mac besides it being shiny.
While the PC commercials talk about its newest theme and talks about itself, Mac focuses on acting like a dick and smearing the name of Bill Gates.
Macs are well known for only focusing on bashing PCs.
I'm tired of seeing these non-informal Mac commercials.
All they do is pull a John McCain move on PCs.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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