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college grudgeuate 

A diploma-toting academia scholar with a major chip on his shoulder regarding one or more aspects of said higher-education experience.
Many college grudgeuates feel dat dey have taken their courses largely for nothing, since either their diplomas are insignificant in da higher-paying employment world, or their study-majors are not significantly in demand in da current business community.
college grudgeuate by QuacksO December 28, 2021
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College Circumcision 

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.
Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision
College Circumcision by jacobmetz January 18, 2022

College campus rape 

This is rape will its happen on the college campus
Did you hear she got College campus rape
College campus rape by 459395 February 25, 2022

College ELA 

A literal scam that is designed to waste your time and money. Once you pass English 9, you know literally everything you could possibly know about ELA (You know enough to survive after passing English 6). At least English 10, English 11, and English 12 are free... but College ELA? That is some bullshit you have to pay for. No thank you, I'll go take French 3 instead.
College ELA is a scam and a massive waste of time
College ELA by Sanae Katagiri April 5, 2022

college kids

Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.
"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."

College Food 

The Cheapest Of Low Quality food That of course you eat in you're college years
Person 1: You want some Cup noodles?
Person 2: No do We Have anything else in the world other than College Food?
Person 1: No that's all we can afford Other than a coke at a store Nearby or a quarter pounder at Mcdonalds.
Person 2: Fine, Cup Noodle Will Do.

College Cunt 

A word to describe when a woman goes to college and starts having sex with a lot of people
man 1: dude have you heard megan’s fucked her 5th guy of the semester?
man 2: shes got that college cunt
College Cunt by wompwomp07 September 12, 2022