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caustic

Sally: I saw Johnny eating some tissue paper.
Sue: Wow! He must be caustic!
by Verna N. September 30, 2006
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clusterbation

1. a circle jerk. 2. An operation that fails on different heirarchical levels or fails in communication, related to SNAFU and FUBAR 3. fiasco 4. complete failure 5. an operation doomed to failure almost from the outset
That event was a clusterbation, the owner of the festival is taking vendor fees from the boothies and the actual owner of the property doenst know where the money is.
by Sturm March 31, 2008
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Caustrophobia

Caustrophobia (from Latin caustrum "a shut in place") is the fear of having no escape, and being closed in. It is typically classified as an anxiety disorder and often results in panic attack. One study indicates that anywhere from 2-5% of the world population is affected by severe caustrophobia, but only a small percentage of these people receive some kind of treatment for the disorder
Jenna S. suffers from Caustrophobia. She cannot go on elevators, or small planes because she gets caustrophobic and sick and throws up for 4 hours at a time making very loud unhealthy noises.
by ItsMeBruno August 9, 2009
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Clister

(n) Clister, (v) To clist. Similar to a Titty Twister for the clitoris. This action is carried out by pinching a woman's clitoris between one's thumb and index finger and then twisting while still applying a firm, consistent pinch.

Clisters are most often used in sexual foreplay among the BDSM crowd, but may also be used as a form of physical punishment for normal people.
(n) "Fuck yea. Now open your legs so I can give you a clister or I'll whip you again for being a bad little slut."

(v) "I swear to Christ if dinner isn't ready when I get home I'm going to clist the shit out of that beaten up axe wound between your legs.
by john2164 October 8, 2011
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cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
by eneville August 5, 2010
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clusterfarce

We all know about clusterfuck - when situations are ridiculously tangled. Clusterfarce adds the element of low comedy, satire and idiocy.
The handling of the US debt crisis by Congress and the President in the summer of 2011 was a clusterfarce.
by sarcaustic wordmaker August 5, 2011
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Cluster Fuck

A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.

Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.

I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.

It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
by TD_Niners October 21, 2012
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