Clown Syndrome

Noun

Someone who suffers the disorder of Clown Syndrome always tries to be funny either by telling jokes or acting stupid. Some of these attempts succeed whilst the majority fails and creates an awkward atmosphere. One suffering from said disorder also thinks everything is funny and laughs at anything.

"Kid thinks he's funny, he's got clown syndrome or some shit bro"

by clownage September 1, 2009

clown sex

A sexual fetish involving the portrayal and dress of traditional circus clowns.
(see Sexy Loser)

I get my my face paint, purple wig, and red jumpsuit on before I even consider cracking her gash! That's how I get off, baby!

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

clown car

A girl who has fit a few too many people in her

She's a clown car, about 8 guys were in her saturday night.

by PeoplesH2k February 22, 2005

Clown Car

A woman or woman's vagina that has produced multiple children.

Sheila has had eight kids! Her vagina is a clown car!

by Brent Palmer July 20, 2008

Clown Whore

1)(noun): a girl that wears too much make-up

"Hey Marc you see that clown whore over there? I'd get gummy from her but I might disturbe the small eco enviorment she got growing on her face"

by The_Guminator January 16, 2004

clown tax

A tax that is added to a proposol or invoice to cover costs incurred by customers who are expected to give one unnecessary grief when trying to perform a task or complete a job. The estimated amount is based on the size of the clown your dealing with.

I can see problems with this guy, better add extra clown tax to the bill.

by Boss Hogg II May 1, 2007

Clown Car

A bunch of people in one small car or room or house.

Mike pulled up in a clown car and was the 9th person out of the car.

by Erika March 3, 2004