Charger

Early morning blow job to start your day.

I woke up with a case of the mondays so I asked my wife for a quick charger to lighten my mood.

by LittleItaly!! November 30, 2010

chonger

A person who is an habitual pot smoker.
Someone who can't participate in "real life" without using marijuana.
A derivitive of "Chong" of the popular "Cheech and Chong"

Dude, Brain is a total chonger.
What a chonger, he can't even piss straight in the mornin' without his first bongload.

by ghostfrog July 30, 2003

loose change

a movie made by people with no lives who try to make shit up about the USA who dont actually know anything

loose change is the worst movie in the world

by boarder331 September 12, 2006

Changeling

People who will frequently show up in an online community, burn every one of their bridges, start arguments, troll like it's the end of days, garner universal disdain from their fellow board-members, then get booted from the board, only to show up again immediately afterward under a new user-name, and continue to repeat the same process, ad infinitum.

BloodNinja: Hey babe, wana cyber?
BritneySpears14: No! Get away you freak!
eminemBNJA: Hey babe, whats going on?
BritneySpears14: Ugh, another changeling.

by GeraldAur November 5, 2010

changelism

An obscure mashup of the words change and socialism created by Barney Frank; Implication that Barrack Obama's plan is what the economy needs; A state of change towards a marxist state;

I do think this is the time for a very important dose of changelism.

by TwilightLink February 27, 2009

Changelator

another word for the tv remote

Give the changelator, i wanna watch football

by Co-stanza February 24, 2010

Change Fiddler

Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.

Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.

Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.

by Shareeb4Prez March 4, 2010