soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 9, 2002

tuna can

A penis that is wider than it is long.

"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."

by aidan64 May 11, 2008

Soda Can

The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".

Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!

by Red-Raven June 25, 2004

tuna can

a woman's private parts

Why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?

by papoose24 November 11, 2010

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

can clocker

A homeless man who’s occupation is servicing men in exchange for their empty beverages cans. ( Preferably works in states or provinces with bottle deposit.)

Yo Lets take all your empties to the can clocker down the block.
Hell yeah ive been collecting my cans all week!

by The_real_can_clocker September 3, 2021

kiss can

Vagina.

Gary went down on the 'ol kiss can.

by Mr.Dog February 19, 2014