butt crickets

an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk

“great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets”

by skankbosslady September 13, 2021

Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 03, 2019

Cricket style prolapse

The act of getting on all fours with your ass arched up while simultaneously having an anal prolapse caused by extreme meditation and insect penetration.

Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.

by Elvira bulma December 08, 2021

cricket WOF

One of the absolute best characters in the wings of fire book series, and if you disagree then you are simply wrong.

A:hey do you know about cricket wof?

B: as in the bug?

by GreninjaWinner January 19, 2023

crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.

I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?

by novkayt October 19, 2010

Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 07, 2017

Crotch Crickets

When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)

Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.

by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022