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The act of molesting a mannequin with cracks in it.
Dude #1: hey man, why are you going all cracky on that
Cracky by mrkrabswhore May 2, 2019

crank the cradle 

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle
Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle
crank the cradle by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

crank flip 

In a circumstance in which a gentleman and a lady are engaging in sexual relations, if the lady is on her back she will be flipped 180 degrees to either her stomach or her knees without the gentlemen's penis exiting the ladie's vagina.
"Bro last night I was smashing this chick, bro. It was like Pah Pah Pah - Crank Flip - pew pew bro. Didn't stop at all bro! It was beautiful, bro. I'm in Love Bro!"

Crank skank 

Synonym to methwhore

Someone who will fuck you or your boyfriend for a bag
“Why’s hayley here”

“Oh you know her, she’s a crank skank”
Crank skank by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019

Crankslap 

A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.
oh man, if you don't shut up you're going to get a crankslap
Crankslap by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020

crank top 

When you have a tank top that is cropped to become a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.
Woah, that crank top makes you look really cute AND swole!
crank top by karliskool October 22, 2020