Connecticaucaisan

White or caucaisian person from Connecticut, usually rich and/or snooty/snobbish

White Guy: Hey you wanna go to this party up in CT?
Black Guy: You shittin' me?! There ain't nothin' but a buncha Connecticaucasians there!

by Josh Needham March 4, 2005

Conner

School shooter that likes sucking cock

Damn Conner is cunt

by Isaone23 June 12, 2018

Connecticut Cupcake

The insertion of a chocolate cupcake into the grundle area while the female unit performs oral sex onto you. If you are a real Connecticut man, or if you think you are better than one, you will insert your man juices into it, and make both yourself and the partner eat it afterwards.

I gave Dylan's mom a Connecticut cupcake!!! It was sick!

by Alex Montez May 25, 2007

Confederate flag

Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.

When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

canned-berry sauce

jellied cranberry sauce (non-homemade) that comes in a can, typically served at thanksgiving

Will you please pass the canned-berry sauce?

by kat rae johnson December 21, 2007

Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009

ConeDodger

A conedodger is someone that competes in autocross events.

Steve is out autocrossing again, he must be a real conedodger

by ConeDodger April 6, 2009