Con

Used when referring to an item (Short form of Conner)

Jake: Yo do you want some pizza??
Dav: Hell yeah, slide me one of them cons.

by itsforaskit July 19, 2025

Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.

" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"

by aestheticweeaboo January 30, 2019

Địt con mẹ mày

“Địt con mẹ mày” is simply means "fuck ur mom" in Vietnamese.

e.g: Địt con mẹ mày thằng chó

Địt con mẹ mày thằng mặt lồn

by XPAHM October 31, 2025

oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.

Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT

by anonymous October 27, 2025

Con-thinger

A "substitute" word used in reference to another word.

Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.

NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".

I was at home with some friends of mine in a hotdog salad and the damn T.V. Con-thinger started getting really shitty reception.

by Number 2wo February 23, 2011

Con-sultant

When you start a consulting business but don't know what you are doing so you fake it for a few checks a month.

Heard David became a con-sultant after Corey got him fired from WFM.

by Divad Nosniws November 13, 2023

MC-con / MC-complex

Much like siscon or brocon. MC-con is a condition where you will love (or at least, like) a main character of any franchise you read/watch, regardless all their weakness, wether they are a kind mc, a cunning mc, a stubborn mc, a weak mc, or anything.

A: Will there someone out there that will love this kind of weak and naive mc?

B: A MC-con / MC-complex will still love them. They love any mc!

by Lilblossom August 26, 2021