Clitty Clutcher

Refers to a certain type of Pearl-Clutching old white woman who's so insufferable/unfuckable, her only hope of receiving any action comes from being able to clutch her own clit.

I had a woman at work ask to speak to the manager today because her coupons were 2 years expired. I told that miserable old Clitty Clutcher to go fuck herself on the high end of a flagpole

by hairystankdonkey October 20, 2025

Butt Clutching

The art of stuffing the best loot in your safe pocket in Arc Raiders

Man that raid was crazy I was just butt clutching and getting out.

by ShadowHegemon November 25, 2025

burning the clutch

Drinking a beer and a coffee at the same time. Using an upper and a downer at the same time.

Coke on top of heroin, seriously, you're burning the clutch. But whatever.

by Doktor Brown April 24, 2015

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

Tapping the clutch

During sexual intercourse when a man places his foot on his partners vagina and proceeds to tap his foot on the clitoris while also making a gear changing motion with the free hand

Yo bro last night me and my girl got freaky! I even started tapping the clutch.

by spuz18 June 8, 2019

trail of cluthes

Refers to da randomly-dropped "dotted line" of garments on da floor dat you follow down da hallway to "sleuthingly" determine which room a pair of acutely-horny lovebirds went into in order to "get it on".

If no "trail of cluthes" is present, you might also be able to figure out which room the naughty couple is presently occupying by using a stethoscope on each of the bedroom doors, and carefully listening for moans, mattress-squeaking, etc.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020