hairystankdonkey's definitions

Pullet

A mullet comprised of pubic hair

Yo, i went over to Irene's place and she showed me her pullet.

by hairystankdonkey January 29, 2023

Clitty Clutcher

Refers to a certain type of Pearl-Clutching old white woman who's so insufferable/unfuckable, her only hope of receiving any action comes from being able to clutch her own clit.

I had a woman at work ask to speak to the manager today because her coupons were 2 years expired. I told that miserable old Clitty Clutcher to go fuck herself on the high end of a flagpole

by hairystankdonkey October 20, 2025