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capenis

a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.
man 1: that capenis is ripped!

man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.
by henniez April 27, 2008
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cape-codder

when making a left turn, pulling out across one lane AND stopping right there in the lane, until a viable opening occurs.

On the Cape, Rte 6 being a single lane in each direction, is really the only/main road. It is very difficult to make a left turn when summer traffic is heavy. So what do you do, you pull out across one lane blocking traffic, wait for an opening and go.
That crazy trapper just pulled a cape-codder, nearly caused a pile-up.
by kayman714 April 23, 2009
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caper

adjective, used to describe a person who belongs to a subculture where capes are acceptable clothing. Hard core fans of Star Trek, role playing games such as Magic the Gathering, science fiction, comic books, Star Wars, and pagans, goths, polyamorous, and others who would wear a cape without irony. Although goths are different from Star Trek convention-goers at first glance, upon close inspection there are many geeky/counterculture/loner similarities and many shared interests among all capers. "Caper" is a convienent one-word sum up of all such subcultures. Most often, capers travel in a flock. Lone capers often go unnoticed, due to their passive body language and quick flight into solitude or assimilation back into the flock.
On Saturday night, the mall is caper zone.
The new girl is nice, but you can tell by looking at her that she's a huge caper.
The campus pagan club is a great place to meet fellow capers.
by Christine Hanna April 8, 2006
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Cape Garagedoor

Another name for the town of Cape Girardeau, Missouri
"I can't wait to move out of Cape Garagedoor. This place is lame."
by American Cynic August 26, 2008
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Cape Retardo

A more appropriate name for the town of Cape Girardeau, given that most residents of Cape and neighboring Jackson are afflicted with some form of mental illness
I wish I could find one normal person to talk to... but, unfortunately, this is Cape Retardo
by American Cynic August 25, 2008
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Cape Girls

Cape Girls, aren't like other girls. Cape girls don't care what they're doing, they'll make an ass of themselves in public. Bon fire anyone? Sure just don't forget to get caught and chased by the police! Cape girls don't care about the one night standers-they happen all the time. Just as long as you're by the ocean with a drink in hand ANYTHING GOES. Hey, you may meet that one cute summer boy but every Cape Girl knows there's more where that comes from. Take some of your friends and do it "CAPE GIRL STYLE" scope out some hotties, maybe give them a fake number? Who knows. It doesn't really matter.. Because your vacation is OUR LIFE.
by Cape Cod Babe September 26, 2005
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Caperna

(Noun) That disgusting smell that overtakes you as you discover the three month old milk you left behind the couch.

(Adj.) To reek of ass.
Ive had shit come out of my ass that smells better than that!!
by TheSliceFool April 26, 2005
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