California Beef-Cake Ritual 

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

California Beef-Cake Ritual by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

cake 

Another word meaning ass or butt

Damn!! Look at the cake on that girl!

cake by HunnyBunnn11 July 2, 2015

Caked up 

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good

“Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”

Caked up by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018

Cake tray 

Related to the Muffin top but extra. Wobbly bits that wobble, especially over jeans. Eurgh!

" Buy some jeans that fit you, your wobbly cake tray looks minging " " I have cake tray syndrome, i can get away with it " " Sap "

Cake tray by Lauryn.Sparkles February 12, 2010

Sir Digby Chicken Caeser 

A hilrious character from the popular tv show "That Mitchell and Webb look".

Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....

Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.

After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah dee dahhh!!)

Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged on our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible!"

Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"

Sir Digby Chicken Caeser by Jaykardeee February 7, 2010

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Decorate her face like a cake by bachass April 24, 2010

canada cake 

A mixture of crown royal maple, quaker oats, and maple syrup seen on china,IL

Dude: lets go buy a bottle and get trashed

Dude2: fuck that im making canada cake

Dude: oh yeaa i forgot how much better canada cakes tastes

canada cake by Rifle.jeepmadness November 4, 2013