CactusMaster

Truly the most incredible and sophisticated cactus around. He is showered in riches of all variety and is the master of all cacti.

Oh look it's that great guy I was hearing about, CactusMaster!

by cactus357 May 12, 2022

Cactisci

The close cousin of cactus.

Hey I really want to buy some cactisci.

by Rick Rod July 20, 2018

Cactiss

It’s like a cat and a cactus

Wow man that’s a cactiss

by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019

Catcussion

Catcussion: What you get when a cat hurls itself from the second floor, directly onto your head.

My cat Charlie hurled himself vertically 10feet from a loft landing directly into my head. His purrfect landing gave me a catcussion.

by PunnyMama June 13, 2019

Felis catus Annas

Felis Catus Annas (aka: Profiterol, Hanak...) Is a species of cat that are characterized by their outstanding look and intelligence, these species are masters of seduction and getting attention from anyone they want (especially ducks).

They are known to have an alluring look in their eyes and will make you see them as the most cute thing ever. This species exists primarily in Greece, Crete. It is the most adorable mamal in the animal kingdom. It is also know to have an outstanding ability to make you wanna praise it 24/7.

*Felis Catus Annas exists*
- look a profiterol!
- omg this is so CUTEEE
- it's a Felis Catus Annas, ofc it is.

by Adrian Papi December 12, 2021

To pull a Cattus

Accidentally killing your ghostly mentor.

"Wait, is he going to pull a Cattus?"

by Oriyirah March 13, 2022

Cantusion

The bruise you get under your fingernail from opening several beer cans.

Jon drank so many cans of beer last night, he got a cantusion on his right index finger.

by Dan Summers March 1, 2008