Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

butthole

a word that is interchangeable with respect; naturally, to get here (the butthole) is an accomplishment and people look up to you so you deserve some love

"You definitely get the up-most butthole from me."
"Butthole!"
"Can someone show me some butthole around here?"

by David Jenkins October 28, 2006

Butthole

Somebody who is pre occupied on Facebook and doesn't chat you back for 5 minutes.

Guy 1 (12:00): hey i have a life threatening situation i need to tell you within 5 min.
Guy 2 (12:05): sorry i was looking at pictures, what's going on?
Guy 1 (12:05): you're a Butthole....

by Mrs. Jesus July 20, 2009

flying butthole

A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.

Haha you have a flying butthole on your back!
Yeah man I passes out!

by sam channy April 24, 2005

Butthole Plunger

A device that is used to help out people with constipation. Buy one today at your local shop.

"Joey ate too much cheese, now I have to buy him a butthole plunger."

by Dr. Windmills October 3, 2009

The Butthole Flytrap

The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!

Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!

by MommyBeater August 4, 2019