Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020

bonk

when the bonk patrol fight the horny

1: "nice melons mmm"
2: *BONK* "go to horny jail"
1: "aaaa"

by ?mypseudonym? March 10, 2021

Bonkers

When you’re at a crazy party, and something weird happens

Phil: bro, this party is getting a little crazy...
*30 minutes later*
Phil: DUDE! this party is BONKERS!

by UGABUGAAAAAA January 28, 2021

Bonkify

an action of ongoing event, preferably used when "owning" or bonking something in a videogame

"Watch this im bout to bonkify this noob"
"OH SHIT YOU JUST GOT BONKIFIED!"

by Shockwavefan99 February 8, 2021

blonky

black honky

why is that black guy in the jacked up truck listning to country music. because hes a blonky. whats a blonky? a black person who thinks theyre a honky

by Harold Bauls March 23, 2021

bonkey

(like wonky or donkey, but with a b)

adjective describing something, someone, or some place that is somehow off or wrong.

indicates that something is shady, suspicious, scuffed, broken, or generally a bit fucked.

"oh, mate, this place is feeling a bit bonkey."

"yeah, mate, i don't feel very safe in this sex dungeon anymore."

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"the hot water in the house is a bit bonkey so you'll have to fuck around with the boiler to get it to work."

by ludadrisc April 3, 2021

Bonk

The word Bonk was used by the youtuber Corpse Husband in his recent Among us

stream. While slamming the showerhead with a hammer and said BONK.

The showers are like the new electrical. Imma bonk it. Bonk... Bonk....

by cissy_n April 4, 2021