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trog breath 

essentially the same thing as dragon breath except trog is used in place of dragon so it can be said in front of the offender. 'Trog' comes from the dragon trogdor from homestarruner.com. 'Trog breath' is to be used in extreme situations of bad breath, we're talking about the kind where a tic-tac would disintegrate before touching the doodie-mouthed offenders tongue.
jason (making announcement to crowd): listen up everyone!
everyone: OH DEAR LORD! WHAT IS THAT STENCH?!
g: suckas got some straight up trog breath
everyone: worrrd
trog breath by gyeerit September 8, 2008
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Onion Breath 

When You wake up with a stench of onion still on your breath and cant get rid of it all day, even after plentiful brushing of teeth.

When you eat foodage containing onion and cannot get rid of the stench from your breath.
Eating onion bhaji's on the night time and waking up with onion breath.

Eating cheese and onion sandwiches and continuously having onion breath etc...

dildo breath

When you have been suckin/or blowing a dildo all day...or for a long period of time
"yo bryan your breath smells like a fucking dildo" "dildo breath"....

bryan "i need somthing to get rid of my dildo breath ive been sucking some lately"
dildo breath by mr.smarterass March 31, 2009

laser breath 

when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.
Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.

I cant breath

Thats what a black man said before the crazy cop killed him...This black man had 5 criminal records,but this doesnt justify his death.However it was no racism ,the cop had mental illness or whatever.Stop looting the fucking stores and listening to Billie Eilish etc.. Moreover all lives matter you dumbass
Normal person:*made a poster and peacefully stands on the street protesting.
Brainless i cant breath person:-Ahhh, a new pair of shoes.Nice
I cant breath by Qw3elTheSeal June 12, 2020

wiener breath 

Title dubbed to dorks with funky breath induced by excessive wiener consumption.
Yo wiener breath, which aisle can I find the hot dogs in?
wiener breath by Kevin Willis December 14, 2008

jamamba breath 

mommy, u have jamamba breath!
go brush ur back