Portuguese Breakfast

The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.

Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)

by Nick D. Danger February 10, 2010

bachelor breakfast

Two cups of coffee and four cigarettes.

I was running late so I just had a bachelor breakfast.

by No Nickname May 19, 2008

Gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast

It means we would all finally have breakfast. It means colloquially, las las we go dey alright. It can also mean that there will be light at the end of the tunnel

Example: "Naija bad but las las gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast"

by _UncleAlex May 1, 2021

breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

by KittyCatty June 11, 2005

Breakfast abortion

Basically scrambled eggs queefed from a post abortion vagina
(pretty gruesome shit)

i saw a lady on the bus leave a plate of breakfast abortion on the seat

by bob the butt fucker July 17, 2010

breakfast in bed

Sex in the AM.

I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Hobo Breakfast

To strike a person in the stomach out of anger or spite

Gary gave the mugger a "hobo Breakfast"

by Not a hobo May 4, 2004