Bakers Hat

Imaginary bakers hat used to "beat cakes" (sex)

Im about to put my bakers hat on tonight bro and beat some cakes Jesse James

by Deeezy91685 May 27, 2010

Bakersfield Omelette

When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.

We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.

by mctacos666 June 28, 2010

Baked Ziti

To be really fucking high; to be so baked you cant function; being higher than you've ever been; so high you've got the munchies for days; pasta.

Friend 1: Ayo Rudy man you were really high last night dude! you were being crazy!
Friend 2: Nah BRO. I was Baked Ziti!

by Mr.Hashman May 13, 2013

Bake

Bake means to go and is primarily used to others, urging them to leave you alone.

Will- “bro please bake, like your not wanted”

Sophie - “ I see how it is will”

by Kd_official July 4, 2022

pre-bake

To smoke a lesser weed in preparation for the main course or the better weed

I got some bomb shit right here so lets put yours on a pre-bake

by Ja-fakin May 2, 2006

Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009

Flakey Bakey

A person persistently known for bailing on made plans. This includes drinks, dinners or special events. Often this is accompanied by a poor or made-up excuse.

A tendency to bail.

"Where's Heather?"
"O she couldn't make it again, classic flakey bakey."

by itsmingusyoudingus December 14, 2012