The filthy British (English). A race of cock eyed, rat breeding, mud eating, goat lovers. They truely are the arse of mankind.
Responsible for many triumphs against humanity, such as: Common law; The Domesday book; and the Protestant church.
British culture is an oxymoron in sense, as "british culture" seems to be a vacuum of any traditional culture, and has instead manifested into a sh*tbucket of violence and social degredation. They have little regard for personal hygiene. (*note: As birthplace of the English language it is somewhat ironic that the citizenry of England are least able to express it).
Unable to play sport. The English psyche has lost all ability to participate in a sporting environment. They lack the required restraint and out of frustration will often withdraw to basic animal-like behaviour.
Worships a decrepant inbred family from Germany.
Drinks Fosters beer, which is infact 30% Australian urine.
Responsible for many triumphs against humanity, such as: Common law; The Domesday book; and the Protestant church.
British culture is an oxymoron in sense, as "british culture" seems to be a vacuum of any traditional culture, and has instead manifested into a sh*tbucket of violence and social degredation. They have little regard for personal hygiene. (*note: As birthplace of the English language it is somewhat ironic that the citizenry of England are least able to express it).
Unable to play sport. The English psyche has lost all ability to participate in a sporting environment. They lack the required restraint and out of frustration will often withdraw to basic animal-like behaviour.
Worships a decrepant inbred family from Germany.
Drinks Fosters beer, which is infact 30% Australian urine.
Australian: Hello, how are you today?
British: Wat bruv??? u wona go et it aye? leme finoosh snoggin mey sista den ima keel yoo. oink oink grrrr meow.
British: Wat bruv??? u wona go et it aye? leme finoosh snoggin mey sista den ima keel yoo. oink oink grrrr meow.
by TaghMor March 1, 2008
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Despite what Englishmen and their lovely egos will tell you, the British Empire is rotting in history's garbage dump where it belongs.
by Mr. Blond November 6, 2007
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Someone who stereotypes other people. There are two kinds of British:
1. The ignorant
2. The racist
3. There is no third kind.
1. The ignorant
2. The racist
3. There is no third kind.
1. Rajesh: Wow! Amy thought I was going to steal her purse coz i'm black.
Steve: she is British.
2. Matthew: Did you know over 6 million Irish starved to death during the Potato Famine?
Carl: It's because the British are heartless barbarians.
Steve: she is British.
2. Matthew: Did you know over 6 million Irish starved to death during the Potato Famine?
Carl: It's because the British are heartless barbarians.
by johnnydoiest October 12, 2011
Get the British mug.Have a bunch of your friends hide in a closet with cameras. Seduce a girl and have sex in the room with the closet full of your friends. Right after you orgasm yell, "British Invasion!" and have your buddies come out and take pictures the girl while she still lies there in shock. This act replicates the British Invasion in the 60's in the sense that British bands would constantly be chased by the paparazzi who would take pictures when they least expected it.
Woman 1: How was your date last night?
Woman 2: Everything was going fine, until that asshole called for a British Invasion!
Woman 2: Everything was going fine, until that asshole called for a British Invasion!
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