Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018

beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex

Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.

by Beef steak Charlie February 26, 2018

beef in the lair

When you see Grandad eating a burger in your basement

Wanna go get some beef in the lair?

by Real_Big_Cheese September 23, 2015

Beef Cobbler

A saggy black vagina.

Dequan's moms beef cobbler is gross.

by The New Blue Waffle Taco July 26, 2014

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 01, 2014

beef glue

It’s when you eat tacos and the beef sticks your tongue and the bottom of your mouth together so you have to pull it apart with your hands.

Sarah- Why aren’t you talking
Reese- because there was BEEF GLUE in my mouth

by umokthen May 12, 2020

moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps

Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef

by platinum cow May 26, 2019