The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.
"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"
A beeftornado occurs when a man stands in front of another man or woman and swings his penis around in a tornado-like fashion while screaming like a tornado siren
the few steps you take to relocate yourself before or after farting in order to not be suspect of the poopystench.
after farting at the busy bus stop, i quickly took a beefwalk a couple steps down the road where i pretended to talk on my cell phone until the bus showed up.