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beacon

The one extremely hot chick in your office that is otherwise fugly excluding her.
"Damn, everybody we work with is not attractive. There's nobody worth even hitting on at the company holiday party."
"Don't forget about Jamie, that beacon in the payroll department."
by OpenForBiz January 23, 2015
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beating my face

A makeup term, used to say the tiring, repetitive and sometimes painful action of blending foundation or powder products with a beauty blender. Some women and men take this blending process very aggressively and have been known to cause bruises and damage to their face.
Girl: I’m ready for a night out, I just got done beating my face and now I’m ready to go.
by Sin lettuce December 3, 2017
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butt beating

It`s the new dance that`s sweeping the nation. A girl scissor-locks a guy and pounds her bum into his face.
butt beating
by buttbeater February 5, 2010
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Gut beating whore

A phrase that describes a very rigid riding form of transportation
I hate driving this truck, it sure is a gut beating whore!
by Buggyman8 October 18, 2011
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beating around the bush

"beating" see masturbating; "bush" see vagina
stop beating around the bush; let's slap skins
by save November 18, 2002
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beating off

when a girl puts a trashcan between her legs and rubs on it
She's beating off and laughing about it!!
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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Fig Bewton

WARNING: This feat is for experienced sex-ers only, do not attempt without medical assistance nearby!

When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!
Clark (Superman) has never been able to perform the Fig Bewton because he always ends up kicking right through (literally through) Jane.
by Zach P. August 18, 2006
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