Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm

Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.

by SerialMind July 25, 2014

banana dangle

When you rest your penis over a balcony and let it fall downward.

Hang on, I'm going to banana dangle over this railing.

by BeeTleet August 19, 2014

Banana Ribs

People who have soft and easy bruising rib cages.

Jenny: I barely touched his body and he had a bruise.
Tyler: Then that guy has some banana ribs.

by Whatwhatokman June 10, 2015

Banana Foster

When you rub bananas over your penis then receive oral sex.

Man my girl came over and gave me the best banana foster!

by Keshyrae August 25, 2015

Banana wave

The act of waving as if a banana were hand your hand with a closed fist. Same as the motion of jerking a cock.

Darrick didn't care what we had to say. He just gave us the banana wave.😒

by Boom Boom Taco Smasher November 11, 2015

Bananafication

A religion where, to be "pure," you must insert one banana into thine posterior and change it once a week with an unripe banana to ripen inside.

"Hey bro, you gotta come join Bananafication with us this Sunday. You'll never forget your first insertion."

by Lord & Savior Banane Christ January 16, 2016

Banana fart

A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.

Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?

Oops sorry...

by Lava lamp July 26, 2016