1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh
by Alvarortor August 09, 2015
A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 04, 2021
A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 04, 2021
by dfnremt February 25, 2012
A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.
by carablanna April 25, 2020
/biCH/
Beech (US)
Beach (UK)
Another way of saying "bitch" without getting caught at school.
And you can give excuses to your teacher and you won't technically be swearing! :D
Beech (US)
Beach (UK)
Another way of saying "bitch" without getting caught at school.
And you can give excuses to your teacher and you won't technically be swearing! :D
"What'd you say to me you little beech?"
"Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon beech"
Beech/Beach is a form of "bitch" .
"Beech, I don't give a frickle!"
"Beeches be crazy"
"Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon beech"
Beech/Beach is a form of "bitch" .
"Beech, I don't give a frickle!"
"Beeches be crazy"
by GoodWordsThatYoullNeverUse December 02, 2019
by Roy Rogers McFreelyy August 08, 2021