A town in New Jersey also known as "Barnegat". It has a lame downtown, 2 Wawas within 5 minutes of eachother, half-completed housing developments, sprawling retirement communities, and never-ending construction of the interchange on the Parkway.
One of the worst parts of Barneghetto is an area known as "Settler's Landing", where at least 5 people get shot each day. Nobody knows what the houses in Settler's Landing originally looked like, because 80% of them have burned down since the 70s. If you want to die, venture onto Lexington Drive. Other attractions in Barneghetto include the Deer Chase/Brookville area, which is an up-and-coming Settlers. However, it isn't as Settlers-esque as W Bay Ave retirement communities, where senior citizens throw poker chips and set arson to eachother's motorized scooters to gain turf along Bay Ave. The Pheasant Run retirees have recently been challenged by newcomers such as the Mirage retirees and the Heritage Bay retirees.
One of the worst parts of Barneghetto is an area known as "Settler's Landing", where at least 5 people get shot each day. Nobody knows what the houses in Settler's Landing originally looked like, because 80% of them have burned down since the 70s. If you want to die, venture onto Lexington Drive. Other attractions in Barneghetto include the Deer Chase/Brookville area, which is an up-and-coming Settlers. However, it isn't as Settlers-esque as W Bay Ave retirement communities, where senior citizens throw poker chips and set arson to eachother's motorized scooters to gain turf along Bay Ave. The Pheasant Run retirees have recently been challenged by newcomers such as the Mirage retirees and the Heritage Bay retirees.
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A Barney Bag is the name that is given to a bag that you put on your head when having intercourse with an extremely unattractive partner. The idea behind the Barney Bag is that the partner is so unattractive you don't bother putting a bag on their head, but put one on yourself thus ensuring there is no danger of their bag falling off. Can also be used as a descriptive term, a "barney bagger"
That individual was so utterly hideous that the only way I could fathom engaging in intercourse with them is if I wore a barney bag.
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Get the Barney mug.the guy who founded Barkerville, B.C. he is also the guy who struck it rich in the Gold Rush. the date was 1862 for his discovery.
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Get the billy barker mug.Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
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